"Sincerely Humbled"

Uncle Jeff thought it best to cease blogging,
So as not to be accused of site hogging,
To let some heal their scars,
Like “swimmers” and “r’s”,
I’ll even stop with the sharp witted floggings.

Now I’m sure this will come as a shock.
That some will consider a crock,
But just rest assured,
As I give you my word,
I’m only trying to gather the flock.

I’ve decided to turn over a new leaf,
For some this will cause disbelief,
With no more attacks,
It should bring bloggers back,
And the “east-coasters” will sigh in relief.

So my hope’s that this act’s not too late,
And we’ll start with a sparkly clean slate,
And then when you see,
Just how nice I can be,
You’ll be filled up with love and not hate.

I’ll return to the blog, Martin Clan,
And post stuff as nice as I can,
I know it sounds sappy,
But it should make all of “them” happy,
Which is tops on the list of my plan.