Joe Kennedy Strikes Again

Business at the banks is hurting forcing Mr. Kennedy to turn to Giant parking lot muggings

His victom? Our very own Ralph Cramden. That's right, we're blaming this one on Joe.

Just last Wednesday night Merily Nelson was loading her car up with groceries, purse on arm, when all the sudden she felt a tug. Figuring it was just a friend pulling her leg she turned around to find a man she had never seen before in her life. "He was just a shrimp of a man", Merily said when we asked her what he looked like. My first thoughts went right to Joe. "He had a receding hairline and looked like a little nerd." Well that sealed it for me, it HAD to be Joe...who else fits that description? Merily started to scream which scared the man who than turned and ran. A car pulled up and he hopped in. Merily said a red Cherokee took off after the car right away. A woman, who heard her screams, asked what just happened and Merily informed her a man just tried to grab her purse. The woman told Merily to call the police. After talking to the police Merily was asked to identify the man, unfortuanatly Joe Kennedy was not an option.