1-800-BOBSREMOTE
"The Geriatric Remote Control"Recommended for those whose:
1.) Fingers are too ginormous to hit one botton at a time.
2.) Buns are too large and frequently hide the much desired remote.
3.) Eyes are handicapped and in need of GUMBO sizing.
If you find yourself suffering from 1 of the 3 symptoms above please dial 1-800-BOBSREMOTE. If you order within the next three minutes - Bob will throw in a "Bob's Cellphone" for free!
posted by Anonymous @ 5:31 PM
5 comments
5 Comments:
Yes, hello...I'd like to order 3 Bobsremotes. What a great gift idea! Thank you so much.
I feel almost as good as when I won the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes!!
What is it about guys and the remote anyway? All I know it's a permanant fixture on Grant's hand. Do men ever just watch one show or do they all constantly do the channel surfing thing? I'd like a bobsremote as well for Grant...since it's 'the Man' size, he'll no longer have to do the arm extention thing just to read it...Ha!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa. ok i'm still laughing! wow uncle bobert, i can only imagine what the pictionary game will be. will you be expecting an oversized white board?
YIPPEE! No more getting accused of losing the remote!!!
r
Oh yes, we had to use the entire table as our playing board with bricks as moving pieces, and then a giant screen for drawing. Robert is failing fast.
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